The boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialled the employee’s home phone number and was greeted with a child’s whispered, “Hello?” Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to a youngster the boss asked, “Is… Continue reading Why Parents Have Grey Hair!
I was supposed to put this up on the 24th or the 25th but too many factors militated against it. I had to do this by the skin of my teeth. I almost didn’t put it up at all but I was like, warrahell! So here it is… Merry Christmas everyone. I’d like to share… Continue reading Some Christmas cheer for you and yours
It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was which defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the director, “We fill up a… Continue reading The Bathtub
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears: BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him. BUMP… BUMP… BUMP… Terrified, the… Continue reading Halloween Joke